Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#462. Stuffing

December 23, 2023

Two ants are unpacking groceries. GREG: Wait, Gloria, how many boxes of stuffing did you get? GLORIA: Oh, Greg, I don't like the boxed stuffing.

GLORIA: It's full of salt and preservatives. I make my own version from scratch. It's way less fat too. GREG: Oh... Great.

GLORIA: You'll love it, honey. Can you have me the spinach greens and mushrooms? GREG: Sure, sweetie.

GLORIA: Mmm! Smell those PARSNIPS! GREG (thinking): I rushed into this marriage.

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#463. Setting a Baseline

December 24, 2023

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#464. Accomplished

December 26, 2023

SQUIRREL: The year is almost over, and what have you accomplished? A lot of worrying, and not much else.

LIZARD: Yeah, but you know, if I had to do it all over, I wouldn't change a thing.

A pause as the lizard smiles and the squirrel thinks.

SQUIRREL: You mean, you COULDN'T change a thing. LIZARD: Yes, that's right.

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#465. Daylight Savings

December 27, 2023

THE SUN (thinking): OK! I'm up! What's everybody up to?

SQUIRREL: The says are so short this time of year. LIZARD: Yeah.

LIZARD and SQUIRREL: SIGH...

THE SUN (thinking): Yes, I am OUT! You guys are DEPRESSING! Get some sleep, saddies, and we can try again tomorrow...

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#466. Card

December 28, 2023

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