Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#467. How to Write Songs

December 29, 2023

RABBIT: How do you write your songs? BIRD: Well, I tap into EMOTION.

BIRD: I examine my true, raw FEELINGS.

BIRD: I look inside and I explore the very DEPTHS of my SOUL.

BIRD: And then I hum little jingles until one sounds catchy.

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#468. Effort

December 31, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): I've got a lot to do today.

RABBIT (thinking): And it's going to take an enormous effort...

RABBIT (thinking): ...to do nothing instead.

RABBIT (thinking): Luckily, I have a strong anti-work ethic.

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#469. Honest Advice

January 2, 2024

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#470. Coffee

January 3, 2024

RABBIT: Why do you drink coffee? SQUIRREL: Years ago, it was because I enjoyed it.

SQUIRREL: Now? It’s just a bad habit that hurts my sleep and makes me stressed and angry.

A squirrel angrily sips coffee.

RABBIT: Maybe you should qui- SQUIRREL: Maybe you should shut you stupid mouth.

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#471. Lonely Artist

January 4, 2024

BIRD (thinking): {sigh} Another night home along in the studio. Such is the life of a true artist.

BIRD (thinking): This is the sacrifice I make. I keep myself from those I love.

BIRD (thinking): I SUFFER... for my ART.

BIRD (thinking): Also, no one invited me to anything.

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