Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

211 comicsFrom the beginning Most popular

#452. Expensive

November 3, 2023

WESLEY: Why are we even in this store, Vicky? It's too expensive. VICKY: I'm just BROWSING, Wesley.

WESLEY: I just saw a five-inch throw pillow on SALE for $175! We can't afford ANY of this! VICKY: Not TODAY! But one day! ONE DAY!

VICKY: One day, Wesley, I will be so successful that these prices will seem REASONABLE to me! I am PREPARING for that day! I am preparing for my FUTURE success!

VICKY: I am trying to be the change I want to see in the world! One scented candle at a time! WESLEY: Good God, this napkin ring is $72.50!

1 view Like

#453. Late

November 6, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): I'm late.

RABBIT (thinking): But... they'll understand.

RABBIT (thinking): Or at least... They won't be SURPRISED. And that's SOMETHING.

RABBIT (thinking): All the years I've spent disappointing my friends is finally paying off.

1 view Like

#454. Practice

November 8, 2023

The comic "Practice": a Patreon exclusive

or join for $5 a month

1 view Like

#455. Parties

November 10, 2023

A squirrel hides in a bush. LIZARD: What are you doing out here? SQUIRREL: I hate parties. I'm hiding from everyone.

LIZARD: Me, too! Hey, you wanna hide from our friends together? SQUIRREL: Sure.

The lizard and squirrel hide while their friends have fun inside.

LIZARD: Happy holidays, buddy. SQUIRREL: No talking.

1 view Like

#456. Reading to Escape

November 13, 2023

RABBIT: Why do you read? SQUIRREL: I read to escape.

RABBIT: What are you escaping? SQUIRREL: You.

RABBIT: You.

RABBIT: Not really working, is it? SQUIRREL: Not really.

1 view Like

Keep reading

Most popular comics…

What's next!

The Roonie Book Kickstarter

Roonie's first book: 301 comics about all your little emotional vulnerabilities.

Back the Book Now

The Ambulance Men from Bassist Wanted at rehearsal, one of them holding up sheet music

More comics by Porter

Bassist Wanted: Comics for Musicians

My comic about bands, fans, rock stars, and the music industry.

Read Bassist Wanted