Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#452. Expensive

November 3, 2023

WESLEY: Why are we even in this store, Vicky? It's too expensive. VICKY: I'm just BROWSING, Wesley.

WESLEY: I just saw a five-inch throw pillow on SALE for $175! We can't afford ANY of this! VICKY: Not TODAY! But one day! ONE DAY!

VICKY: One day, Wesley, I will be so successful that these prices will seem REASONABLE to me! I am PREPARING for that day! I am preparing for my FUTURE success!

VICKY: I am trying to be the change I want to see in the world! One scented candle at a time! WESLEY: Good God, this napkin ring is $72.50!

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#453. Late

November 6, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): I'm late.

RABBIT (thinking): But... they'll understand.

RABBIT (thinking): Or at least... They won't be SURPRISED. And that's SOMETHING.

RABBIT (thinking): All the years I've spent disappointing my friends is finally paying off.

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#454. Practice

November 8, 2023

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#455. Parties

November 10, 2023

A squirrel hides in a bush. LIZARD: What are you doing out here? SQUIRREL: I hate parties. I'm hiding from everyone.

LIZARD: Me, too! Hey, you wanna hide from our friends together? SQUIRREL: Sure.

The lizard and squirrel hide while their friends have fun inside.

LIZARD: Happy holidays, buddy. SQUIRREL: No talking.

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#456. Reading to Escape

November 13, 2023

RABBIT: Why do you read? SQUIRREL: I read to escape.

RABBIT: What are you escaping? SQUIRREL: You.

RABBIT: You.

RABBIT: Not really working, is it? SQUIRREL: Not really.

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