SETH: Are you traveling for the holidays? JOHNNY: NO. I never get caught up with all the LEMMINGS stuck in traffic.

SETH: So you're going somewhere local? JOHNNY: WHAT? And fight the IDIOTS doing their shopping? No no no, I'm staying put!

SETH: So are people coming by you? JOHNNY: HA! I don't have time to decorate and host and put on a SHOW for everyone!

SETH: So you'll be shut inside. Isolated. Joyless. And alone. JOHNNY: Yes... Just as God INTENDED.

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SETH: Are you traveling for the holidays? JOHNNY: NO. I never get caught up with all the LEMMINGS stuck in traffic.

SETH: So you're going somewhere local? JOHNNY: WHAT? And fight the IDIOTS doing their shopping? No no no, I'm staying put!

SETH: So are people coming by you? JOHNNY: HA! I don't have time to decorate and host and put on a SHOW for everyone!

SETH: So you'll be shut inside. Isolated. Joyless. And alone. JOHNNY: Yes... Just as God INTENDED.