Ready to Order

CASHIER: Let me know when you're ready to order. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: HA!!! "Ready"? I'll never truly be READY.
FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: At some point, I'll just come to terms with the fact that nothing I order will fill the hold inside of me. I'll realize I'm looking for food to sustain me mentally as well as physically, and that's unreasonable.
CASHIER: WOW. Well... let me know when you... achieve that breakthrough. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: I WILL.
FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: Are curly fries extra, by the way? CASHIER: They absolutely are.
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