Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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Comics about fast food

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Popularity rank 1 #273. Ready to Order

June 2, 2022

CASHIER: Let me know when you're ready to order. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: HA!!! "Ready"? I'll never truly be READY.

FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: At some point, I'll just come to terms with the fact that nothing I order will fill the hold inside of me. I'll realize I'm looking for food to sustain me mentally as well as physically, and that's unreasonable.

CASHIER: WOW. Well... let me know when you... achieve that breakthrough. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: I WILL.

FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: Are curly fries extra, by the way? CASHIER: They absolutely are.

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Popularity rank 2 #229. Fast Food

March 4, 2022

Two ants inspect their fast food. RICHARD: (sigh) They messed up my order. GERALYN: What?! Richard!! Go back and make them fix it!!

RICHARD: It's no longer fast food at that point, Geralyn. GERALYN: It's the principle of the thing! You have rights!

RICHARD: I don't have a "right" to crispy chicken sandwiches with no pickles. GERALYN: Yes you do!! We all do!! Make a stand!!

RICHARD: I could stand to eat fewer crispy chicken sandwiches, is what I could stand. GERALYN: NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! NO PICKLES!

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