Best Friend

Two ants talk in a coffee shop, as a third ant enters and approaches the counter. JIM: Oh! See that guy who just came in? He's one of my best friends. CAL: How long have you known him?
JIM: Years now. We have similar schedules. Similar styles. We like very similar music. We order the same food. It's nice to have someone you're so in sync with.
JIM: Anyway, I should probably introduce myself at some point. CAL: Oh. So...
JIM: I bet his name is Paul... His name SHOULD be Paul. CAL: Well... you know him best.
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