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Roonie the rabbit

A character in 381 comics.

This friend is very sweet, but a little distracted. They’d do anything for you, if they actually understood what you wanted them to do, which they don’t.

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Our Story

May 28, 2025

RABBIT: I don't even remember how we first became friends... SQUIRREL: Oh... I do.
SQUIRREL: I was by myself...
SQUIRREL: Doing just fine...
SQUIRREL: And then along... came... YOU.

Thought Process

May 14, 2025

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Will Anyone Care?

May 7, 2025

RABBIT: Look, I will try to be there on time. SQUIRREL: Good, thank you.
RABBIT: But if I'm not... will anyone REALLY care? SQUIRREL: ...YES! ME! I will care!
RABBIT: Oh sure, I imagine YOU'LL care...
RABBIT: But how will HISTORY record it?

Always There

Apr 30, 2025

SQUIRREL: You're always there for me, whenever I'm in trouble.
SQUIRREL: Yes, whenever I'm in trouble, you're always there.
A pause.
SQUIRREL: I'm beginning to question the cause and effect of it all.

Better

Apr 17, 2025

RABBIT: I'm going to try to eat better today.
SQUIRREL: Well, you could hardly eat worse.
The rabbit SHMACKS the squirrel.
RABBIT: I'm also going to try to weather criticism with more grace.

Destination

Apr 9, 2025

SQUIRREL: Where should we go on our hike?
RABBIT: What if we just left with a destination in mind? SQUIRREL: Sure. That sounds fun.
SQUIRREL (thinking): ...if you're a bizarre lunatic.
RABBIT: Ready to go? SQUIRREL: YUP!

Journal

Jan 1, 2025

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Observation

Dec 11, 2024

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Is It Just Me?

Nov 27, 2024

A rabbit happily looks at themself in the mirror. RABBIT: Whoa... Is it just me, or do I look AMAZING today? SQUIRREL: You look the same as yesterday.
RABBIT (thinking): Hmm... So it is just me.
The rabbit examines themself in the mirror more thoroughly. RABBIT (thinking): Interesting.
The rabbit shakes their tail a little and admires it. RABBIT (thinking): Nonetheless, DANG!

The Day is a Failure

Nov 6, 2024

SQUIRREL: Well, that's it.
SQUIRREL: This day is a FAILURE.
RABBIT: You woke up fifteen minutes ago.
SQUIRREL: When you know, you know.

Supposed to Be

Oct 30, 2024

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Too Much to Do

Oct 23, 2024

RABBIT (thinking): The problem is, I have too much to do today.
RABBIT (thinking): I suppose I could just... procrastinate?
RABBIT (thinking): Problem solved!
RABBIT (thinking): I'm a problem solver, at heart.

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