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Roonie the rabbit

A character in 381 comics.

This friend is very sweet, but a little distracted. They’d do anything for you, if they actually understood what you wanted them to do, which they don’t.

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Clearing Your Mind

Feb 17, 2026

RABBIT: Isn't it amazing how a simple walk can clear your mind? SQUIRREL: Mmm, yes.
The rabbit isn't looking where it's going, and trips.
The rabbit falls off a cliff.
SQUIRREL: Though to be honest, I'm not sure how much clearer we want your mind.

Pressure

Feb 10, 2026

SQUIRREL: I am under a LOT of pressure!
RABBIT: From whom?
SQUIRREL: From ME!
SQUIRREL: And I. Am. RELENTLESS!

On My Head

Feb 9, 2026

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Look at Them

Jan 30, 2026

A disgruntled squirrel glares at a rabbit and lizard, who are happily enjoying a picnic. SQUIRREL (thinking): LOOK at them. Sittin over there. SMILING...
SQUIRREL (thinking): I wish I could SMACL those little SMILES off those SMUG little faces...
The rabbit and lizard have come over and approached the squirrel with an apple and a sandwich. RABBIT: We brought you lunch! SQUIRREL: Oh. OK, uh, thanks...
SQUIRREL (thinking): Mmph, PEANUT BUTTER? What JERKS... They know it's only my second favorite sandwich...

Competing Theories

Jan 26, 2026

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No Compliment

Jan 23, 2026

A squirrel in a fancy outfit stands before a rabbit eating a sandwich. SQUIRREL: I can't BELIEVE you didn't COMPLIMENT my new outfit! RABBIT: Oh! Sorry. Looks nice.
The squirrel stomps off. SQUIRREL: It's too LITTLE, too LATE! I REJECT your compliment! And reject YOU, you JERK! Consider our friendship OVER!
The rabbit, alone, take a bite of the sandwich.
The squirrel has rushed back, and is crouched nervously next to the rabbit. SQUIRREL: What's your favorite part? Is it the hat? Is it the vest? I bet it's the hat.

Eating Better

Jan 14, 2026

A rabbit eats a pizza. RABBIT: I'm going to start eating better.
SQUIRREL: You just inhaled three full cheese pizzas, and are halfway through a fourth.
RABBIT: Well, I mean...
RABBIT: I haven't sorted out all the particulars.

Clean Slate

Jan 12, 2026

A rabbit and squirrel sit next to each other up high on a tree branch. RABBIT: There's a new year upon us. SQUIRREL: Mmm...
RABBIT: All your sins are forgiven. The slate is wiped clean!
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel sends the rabbit flying off the tree branch.
SQUIRREL: I can't stand a blank page.

Tough Time of Year

Dec 31, 2025

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Scenic Route

Nov 26, 2025

RABBIT: That scenic route we took the other day was beautiful. SQUIRREL: Yes.
RABBIT: Let's take it again today! SQUIRREL: What?! NO!!
SQUIRREL: You can't take the scenic route every DAY! RABBIT: Why?
SQUIRREL: What good is JOY if we don't RATION it?!

Lesson

Nov 12, 2025

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Ready

Oct 29, 2025

RABBIT: Dinner's ready!
RABBIT: Well, it WAS.
RABBIT: I ate it all already.
RABBIT: It wasn't that great, if that's any consolation.

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