Look at Them

A disgruntled squirrel glares at a rabbit and lizard, who are happily enjoying a picnic. SQUIRREL (thinking): LOOK at them. Sittin over there. SMILING...
SQUIRREL (thinking): I wish I could SMACL those little SMILES off those SMUG little faces...
The rabbit and lizard have come over and approached the squirrel with an apple and a sandwich. RABBIT: We brought you lunch! SQUIRREL: Oh. OK, uh, thanks...
SQUIRREL (thinking): Mmph, PEANUT BUTTER? What JERKS... They know it's only my second favorite sandwich...

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