Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

The ants

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Popularity rank 26 #229. Fast Food

March 4, 2022

Two ants inspect their fast food. RICHARD: (sigh) They messed up my order. GERALYN: What?! Richard!! Go back and make them fix it!!

RICHARD: It's no longer fast food at that point, Geralyn. GERALYN: It's the principle of the thing! You have rights!

RICHARD: I don't have a "right" to crispy chicken sandwiches with no pickles. GERALYN: Yes you do!! We all do!! Make a stand!!

RICHARD: I could stand to eat fewer crispy chicken sandwiches, is what I could stand. GERALYN: NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! NO PICKLES!

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Popularity rank 27 #186. New

November 15, 2021

RABBIT (thinking while looking at an ant hill): This anthill is new.

The rabbit stomps the anthill into oblivion.

RABBIT (thinking): I fear change.

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Popularity rank 28 #178. Free Spirit

October 27, 2021

DEBRA: I'm a FREE SPIRIT, Ronald. And you need to know that right from the first date.

DEBRA: Like, look... Let's get REAL. Let's get WILD, OK? Cards on the table. Right. Now. RONALD: O-OK...

DEBRA: I crossed the street on the way here, Ronald. And I didn't wait for the "walk" signal.

RONALD: Debra, my God, I'm... I'm BLUSHING. DEBRA: I live life out loud, Ronald!!

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Popularity rank 29 #161. Predictable

September 17, 2021

RABBIT (thinking, looking at an ant hill): Their whole world is predictable... preordained... BORING.

STAMP STAMP STAMP. The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.

RABBIT (thinking): Plot twist!

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Popularity rank 30 #145. They Work So Hard

August 11, 2021

RABBIT (thinking while staring at ant hill): They work so hard.

STAMP STAMP STAMP The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.

RABBIT (thinking): (sigh) And for what?

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