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Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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The ants

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Popularity rank 26 #145. They Work So Hard

August 11, 2021

RABBIT (thinking while staring at ant hill): They work so hard.
STAMP STAMP STAMP The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.
RABBIT (thinking): (sigh) And for what?

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Popularity rank 27 #33. Two ant hills

February 28, 2004

The comic "Two ant hills": a Patreon exclusive
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Popularity rank 28 #28. Promotion

February 17, 2004

The comic "Promotion": a Patreon exclusive
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Popularity rank 29 #420. Being a Good Listener

August 21, 2023

MEL: If I listen to your problems, what do I get in return? PETER: Nothing, Mel! But it'll HELP me, and I'm your FRIEND.
MEL: How about you throw in ten bucks? PETER: This isn't a NEGOTIATION, Mel! MEL: Fine! FINE. (sigh)... Tell me your thing.
PETER: So, Peter gets coffee without me and did I stop drinking caffeine during my cleanse? Yes. But I want to be ASKED. So I confront Peter, and I'm like, "I want to be ASKED." And he's like, "Of COURSE." But I don't think he MEANT it. And I think he THINKS I think he didn't mean it. On top of all of that, Starbucks is TOTALLY anti-union, you know?
MEL: $7.50. Final offer.

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Popularity rank 30 #350. Best Friend

November 20, 2022

Two ants talk in a coffee shop, as a third ant enters and approaches the counter. JIM: Oh! See that guy who just came in? He's one of my best friends. CAL: How long have you known him?
JIM: Years now. We have similar schedules. Similar styles. We like very similar music. We order the same food. It's nice to have someone you're so in sync with.
JIM: Anyway, I should probably introduce myself at some point. CAL: Oh. So...
JIM: I bet his name is Paul... His name SHOULD be Paul. CAL: Well... you know him best.

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