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The ants

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Popularity rank 21 #291. Return

June 22, 2022

CUSTOMER: I would like to return this sweater! CLERK: It has a stain on it.
CUSTOMER: Yes! This sweater is prone to getting stains, and I want to return it! CLERK: You can't do that...
CUSTOMER: YES, I CAN! I AM RIGHT!! THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
CLERK: Wait... we don't even sell this brand here... CUSTOMER: Yes, well, I'd also like to complain about the poor selection at this store.

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Popularity rank 22 #285. Quicker

June 12, 2022

RABBIT (thinking): These ants are building their hills way quicker than these other ants.
The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.
RABBIT (thinking): The race is not for the swift.

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Popularity rank 23 #283. Other Points of View

June 10, 2022

SIENA: No one listens to other points of view anymore, Tarik… TARIK: Yes! Siena, YES!
SIENA: We only take in opinions we already agree with. TARIK: Oh yes, yes, I TOTALLY agree.
SIENA: No, no, don’t AGREE! (sigh) Look, we need to see out new people with different thoughts and ideas… I don’t think we should be friends anymore. TARIK: Oh, but I-
SIENA: TARIK!! It’s for the sake of SOCIETY!! TARIK: Gosh, YES! I mean, NO! But YES!!

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Popularity rank 24 #273. Ready to Order

June 2, 2022

CASHIER: Let me know when you're ready to order. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: HA!!! "Ready"? I'll never truly be READY.
FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: At some point, I'll just come to terms with the fact that nothing I order will fill the hold inside of me. I'll realize I'm looking for food to sustain me mentally as well as physically, and that's unreasonable.
CASHIER: WOW. Well... let me know when you... achieve that breakthrough. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: I WILL.
FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: Are curly fries extra, by the way? CASHIER: They absolutely are.

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Popularity rank 25 #254. Over-ordering

April 17, 2022

The comic "Over-ordering": a Patreon exclusive
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