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Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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The ants

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Popularity rank 21 #452. Expensive

November 3, 2023

WESLEY: Why are we even in this store, Vicky? It's too expensive. VICKY: I'm just BROWSING, Wesley.
WESLEY: I just saw a five-inch throw pillow on SALE for $175! We can't afford ANY of this! VICKY: Not TODAY! But one day! ONE DAY!
VICKY: One day, Wesley, I will be so successful that these prices will seem REASONABLE to me! I am PREPARING for that day! I am preparing for my FUTURE success!
VICKY: I am trying to be the change I want to see in the world! One scented candle at a time! WESLEY: Good God, this napkin ring is $72.50!

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Popularity rank 22 #424. Book Recommendations

August 30, 2023

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Popularity rank 23 #388. With Love

February 10, 2023

The comic "With Love": a Patreon exclusive
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Popularity rank 24 #229. Fast Food

March 4, 2022

Two ants inspect their fast food. RICHARD: (sigh) They messed up my order. GERALYN: What?! Richard!! Go back and make them fix it!!
RICHARD: It's no longer fast food at that point, Geralyn. GERALYN: It's the principle of the thing! You have rights!
RICHARD: I don't have a "right" to crispy chicken sandwiches with no pickles. GERALYN: Yes you do!! We all do!! Make a stand!!
RICHARD: I could stand to eat fewer crispy chicken sandwiches, is what I could stand. GERALYN: NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! NO PICKLES!

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Popularity rank 25 #161. Predictable

September 17, 2021

RABBIT (thinking, looking at an ant hill): Their whole world is predictable... preordained... BORING.
STAMP STAMP STAMP. The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.
RABBIT (thinking): Plot twist!

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