RABBIT (thinking): I don't make friends with snowmen.

The snowman moves slightly toward the rabbit, whose back is turned. RABBIT (thinking): Because they melt. And they leave me. Sad and alone.

The snowman is now right behind the rabbit. RABBIT (thinking): I protect myself. I keep my distance. I play it cool.

The snowman warmly hugs the rabbit. UNPROVOKED CUDDLE! RABBIT (thinking, with love in his heart): Dang it.

#378. Don’t Make Friends with Snowmen

January 20, 2023 Transcript

Don’t Make Friends with Snowmen