Comics about love | Roonie the Rabbit

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Don’t Make Friends with Snowmen

RABBIT (thinking): I don't make friends with snowmen.

The snowman moves slightly toward the rabbit, whose back is turned. RABBIT (thinking): Because they melt. And they leave me. Sad and alone.

Love

RABBIT: I promise to love you forever.

FOX: And I promise to love you while it remains convenient to me.

When Someone Says They Love You

RABBIT: I love you.

SKINK (thinking): That's what you TELL me...

Song About Love

BIRD: That was a song about being in love.

RABBIT: You’re never been in love.

Taste

RABBIT: I love you. SQUIRREL: Hmm.

RABBIT: Do you have anything to say back?

SQUIRREL: You have impeccable taste.

I Love You and That Scares Me

RABBIT: I enjoy spending time together.

SKINK: Well, I love you... And that scares me.

SKINK: ((So spending time together is excruciating.))

SKINK: ((But being alone is even worse.))

I Love Being Alone

ROONIE: I love you. FLYNN: I love being alone.

FLYNN: With you.

ROONIE: What? FLYNN: What? I didn't say anything!

ROONIE & FLYNN: ❤️

I Just Want Someone to Take Care of Me

HOT CHOCOLATE: I just want someone to take care of me.

HOT CHOCOLATE: Not you. I'm scared of you.

HOT CHOCOLATE: And not you. Or you. Or you. You all make me nervous.

HOT CHOCOLATE: But... someone. (sigh)

Heartsick Trees

FLYNN: I like Fall.
FLYNN: The trees slump...
FLYNN: Like their hearts are broken.

TREE: Sure, (sniff) I SLUMP... (sniff) So? Who cares... Nothing matters anyway... (sniff)

TREE: I'LL NEVER FIND LOVE AGAIN!! Waah!!

TREE: Oh no. no... (sniff) You don't have to- I'll pick all this up... God, I don't mean to be a BURDEN...

They’ll Never Know

HOT CHOCOLATE: (sigh)

HOT CHOCOLATE: They'll never know how much I love them.

HOT CHOCOLATE: And that's because I will quite literally NEVER tell them.

One Great Love

FLYNN: I've had one great love in my life.

ROONIE: ((Maybe it's me!))

FLYNN: It's not you.
ROONIE: I KNOW!

ROONIE: ((But maybe...))
FLYNN: ((It's NOT.))