Comics about social anxiety | Roonie the Rabbit

No One Likes Me

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Prepared for Party

SKINK (thinking): Before a party, I prepare for common questions I might be asked.

SKINK (thinking): I'm ready for almost any social situation.

Conversation

SKINK: Do you think we'll ever run out of things to talk about? RABBIT: No.

RABBIT: Because then we'll just talk about how we have nothing left to talk about.

Scientist

A skink examines a bug with a magnifying glass. SKINK (thinking): I am a scientist. I watch. I question. I think of answers. I test my answers.

SKINK (thinking): I understand an immense amount about the world and those who live in it.

Shy

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Waves of Anxiety

A wave splashes a skink on a beach. THE OCEAN: You don't make eye contact enough!

The waves splash all around the skink. THE OCEAN: In fact, your friends probably think you hate them because of it!

My Friends

SKINK: My friends are coming! They'll want to talk! Got to hide!

The skink hides behind a tree as a rabbit and bird walk near. SKINK: (sigh)

Feeling a Little Shy

A skink sits by a rabbit and bird. SKINK (thinking): I'm feeling a little shy.

SKINK (thinking): Maybe the best thing to do is to silently stare at them until they feel uncomfortable and go away.

Party Time

SKINK: If I come to the party early, it'll be awkward.

SKINK: But if I come late, they'll think I'm rude.

Stars

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I Just Want Someone to Take Care of Me

HOT CHOCOLATE: I just want someone to take care of me.

HOT CHOCOLATE: Not you. I'm scared of you.

HOT CHOCOLATE: And not you. Or you. Or you. You all make me nervous.

HOT CHOCOLATE: But... someone. (sigh)