Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Topic

Comics about self-righteousness

Demanding the thank you you’re owed. Sending a fast food order back on principle. Returning a stained sweater. Rising before everyone.

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Popularity rank 1 #221. Thanks

February 16, 2022

FIRST ANT: "Thank you". SECOND ANT: What? FIRST ANT: You should've THANKED me. SECOND ANT: Ah, OK, I-

FIRST ANT: No, LISTEN, I know I'm not supposed to say anything, but I held the door for you. I'm not asking for a MEDAL, but you could've at least just THANKED me.

FIRST ANT: I'm sick and tired of people getting away with RUDENESS, and I just... had to say something. SECOND ANT: OK, well, ah... duly noted. A-and THANK YOU.

SECOND ANT: Now... back to the interview, what would you say qualifies you most for the position? FIRST ANT: I'm a people person, Jason. I GET people.

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Popularity rank 2 #291. Return

June 22, 2022

CUSTOMER: I would like to return this sweater! CLERK: It has a stain on it.

CUSTOMER: Yes! This sweater is prone to getting stains, and I want to return it! CLERK: You can't do that...

CUSTOMER: YES, I CAN! I AM RIGHT!! THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!

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Popularity rank 3 #589. Early Risers

April 10, 2026

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Popularity rank 4 #229. Fast Food

March 4, 2022

Two ants inspect their fast food. RICHARD: (sigh) They messed up my order. GERALYN: What?! Richard!! Go back and make them fix it!!

RICHARD: It's no longer fast food at that point, Geralyn. GERALYN: It's the principle of the thing! You have rights!

RICHARD: I don't have a "right" to crispy chicken sandwiches with no pickles. GERALYN: Yes you do!! We all do!! Make a stand!!

RICHARD: I could stand to eat fewer crispy chicken sandwiches, is what I could stand. GERALYN: NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! NO PICKLES!

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