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Dreams

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Good Time at the Party

RABBIT: Did you have a good time at the party?

LIZARD: I spent every moment paralyzed with fear that something I might say would ruin my current friendships, prevent any new ones, and sentence me to a life of mournful solitude.

Dreams Come True

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How to Talk at a Party

ANT 1: This party is OK. But this house is a lot smaller than ours. ANT 2: Nicole, honey, that’s not POLITE. Don’t say that.

ANT 1: Oh, sorry, uh… OUR house is a lot NICER than THIS one. ANT 2: NICOLE! Stop it! People can HEAR you!

Prepared for Party

SKINK (thinking): Before a party, I prepare for common questions I might be asked.

SKINK (thinking): I'm ready for almost any social situation.

Party Time

SKINK: If I come to the party early, it'll be awkward.

SKINK: But if I come late, they'll think I'm rude.

Party

SQUIRREL (thinking): I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.

SQUIRREL (thinking): LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!

SQUIRREL (thinking, as everyone exits their house): PERFECT! Easier than I thought...

SQUIRREL (thinking): It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...