Comics about misanthrope | Roonie the Rabbit

Mysterious

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Pleasant

A rabbit and squirrel sit together on a tree branch. RABBIT: So, have you decided if you'll be PLEASANT with me today?

SQUIRREL: Well, yes, I've given it a lot of thought.

Spot the Difference

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I Love You and All

SQUIRREL: Look, I love you and all, but it genuinely DRAINS me when I'm around you. Being near you... hurts my SOUL.

SQUIRREL: I'm just much happier alone. Without YOU. So I just need you to be around... LESS. Like... a LOT less, OK? Like not at ALL.

The Holidays

SETH: Are you traveling for the holidays? JOHNNY: NO. I never get caught up with all the LEMMINGS stuck in traffic.

SETH: So you're going somewhere local? JOHNNY: WHAT? And fight the IDIOTS doing their shopping? No no no, I'm staying put!

Tidied Up

A squirrel is sweeping up in his neat home. SQUIRREL (thinking): They've all finally left me alone long enough where I have COMPLETELY tidied up the house.

The squirrel looks proud. SQUIRREL (thinking): And now it's all done.

Friends Forever

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Parties

A squirrel hides in a bush. LIZARD: What are you doing out here? SQUIRREL: I hate parties. I'm hiding from everyone.

LIZARD: Me, too! Hey, you wanna hide from our friends together? SQUIRREL: Sure.

Hobbies

RABBIT: I lack purpose. I need a hobby. What's your hobby? SQUIRREL: Shoving you off this tree.

RABBIT: Does it give your life purpose?

My Gift

A squirrel and a rabbit sit in a tree. SQUIRREL: You know, you really frustrate me.

SQUIRREL: And I want to shove you off this tree.

Sick

SQUIRREL (thinking): I'm sick.

SQUIRREL (thinking): I've been stuck inside for days, and I miss seeing my friends.

Misunderstood

SQUIRREL (thinking): I am misunderstood.

SQUIRREL (thinking): It's not that I don't like being around others...