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A topic in 37 comics.

Sure, we all think about ourselves all the time. But that’s because we’re all individually so fascinating.

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Tell Me What to Do

Sep 23, 2022

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Return

Jun 22, 2022

CUSTOMER: I would like to return this sweater! CLERK: It has a stain on it.
CUSTOMER: Yes! This sweater is prone to getting stains, and I want to return it! CLERK: You can't do that...
CUSTOMER: YES, I CAN! I AM RIGHT!! THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
CLERK: Wait... we don't even sell this brand here... CUSTOMER: Yes, well, I'd also like to complain about the poor selection at this store.

My Story

Jun 2, 2022

BIRD: Like the great heroes of myth, my story will be told for generations.
The bird eyes a fly buzzing around.
The bird looks at the fly, who has landed on their beak.
BIRD (who has eaten the fly): Though maybe not this particular bit.

Brag

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May 1, 2022

Rules of the Game

Apr 20, 2022

PITTMAN: Here are the rules of this game...
PITTMAN: I go first. Then you draw the first card. Then I win.
PITTMAN: Well... The last one isn't a RULE.
PITTMAN: But it's a real likelihood, and I want you to be ready for it.

Failing is Key to Learning

Apr 13, 2022

FLYNN: Failure is key to learning.
PITTMAN: Well... I never fail.
FYLNN: Then, you never learn.
PITTMAN: Doesn't that make my awesomeness all the more impressive?

Different Strengths and Weaknesses

Apr 6, 2022

PITTMAN: Don't get upset. We just have different strengths and weaknesses. Am I better at chess? Yes.
PITTMAN: BUT... Do I run faster? PITTMAN: Again, yes.
PITTMAN: And SURE, I'm smarter... funnier... PITTMAN: Certainly more well-liked...
PITTMAN: What was I talking about again? FLYNN: You were... cheering me up.

Your Only Hobby

Oct 15, 2021

RABBIT: Is painting your only hobby? BIRD: "Hobby"? "HOBBY"?!
BIRD: Painting is not my "HOBBY". It's my LIFE! I EAT painting! I BREATHE painting! I sleep, I... I DREAM painting!
A pause.
BIRD: I also like mystery novels. RABBIT: OOO... Me too...

Golden Rule

Sep 22, 2021

ROONIE: You should treat people how you want to be treated.
FLYNN: Mmm, that's a bad rule.
FLYNN: I don't think much of myself.

Yourself and Your Art

Aug 20, 2021

FLYNN: All you ever talk about is yourself and your art.
SHELKEY: Wow... I'm SO sorry...
SHELKEY: Now, WHY do I do that? And does it affect my ART? Let's talk about this...

We Are All One

Jul 9, 2021

ROONIE: We are all one.
PITTMAN: Sure.
PITTMAN: But me a little moreso, right?

Do Well

Jun 8, 2021

PITTMAN: I want my friends to do well.
Furious painting!
PITTMAN: ((Just... not better than me.))

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