Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#572. Worrying About Next Week

March 2, 2026

A rabbit walks up to a worried lizard. RABBIT: Whatcha doin'?

LIZARD: Worrying about something that may happen or may not happen next week.

RABBIT: So then why worry NOW?

LIZARD: Beat the rush!

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#573. Passion Fruits

March 4, 2026

Two ants are in the fruit section of a grocery store. CUSTOMER: Excuse me, are these passion fruits fresh? EMPLOYEE: Well, not exactly...

CUSTOMER: Good GOD! Don't give me that mealy mouth answer! Im tired of this "C.Y.A." DOUBLE SPEAK!

CUSTOMER: You're not a CORPORATION! I won't hold you LIABLE. Just be a PERSON and tell me: ARE... THESE... PASSION FRUITS... FRESH?!

EMPLOYEE: Those passion fruits are plastic display samples. CUSTOMER: All right! Se then "no"! Was that so HARD?

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#574. Late

March 6, 2026

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#575. Teach Me to Sing

March 16, 2026

RABBIT: So, could you teach ME to sing? BIRD: Oh no. No no no...

BIRD: No, you see, I find that music is either IN you... or it's NOT.

RABBIT: Ah, OK... I see...

RABBIT: You're a bad TEACHER. BIRD: Yes, that's right.

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#576. Backwards

March 20, 2026

A rabbit and squirrel sit in a tree. RABBIT: What if we spent the day doing everything BACKWARDS?

SQUIRREL: If the next thing you say is incredibly stupid. RABBIT: What?

SQUIRREL: Yes, on one condition. RABBIT: Wait... what? You'll do it?

The squirrel pushes the rabbit off the tree. SQUIRREL: I'm going to push you off this tree.

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