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#577. The Unknown

March 21, 2026

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#578. Impossible

March 22, 2026

A rabbit stands before a shaky bridge across a great chasm. RABBIT: I don't know. This just seems impossible.
SQUIRREL: Look, sometimes this SEEM impossible, but then you believe in yourself and guess what? RABBIT: What?
SQUIRREL: They are still, in fact, impossible.
SQUIRREL: Sorry, were you looking for encouragement from me there?

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#579. Spring Flowers

March 23, 2026

FLOWER: (thinking) God, it's so GOT out here. Why did I even come UP?
A bee flies toward the flower. FLOWER: (thinking) It was so nice just being a BULB all winter. Sitting underground. Nice and cool.
The bee lads on the flower. FLOWER: (thinking) Oh God, what is THIS?! Now this bee is LICKING ME?! AUGH! GROSS!!!
FLOWER: (thinking) Oh wait... I'm kind of into it.

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#580. Great Things

March 24, 2026

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#581. Stars

March 25, 2026

A rabbit and lizard lie down in a field and stare at the night sky. RABBIT: I think stars are shy little PIXIES that only come out at night and flutter around.
LIZARD: Th- they're actually enormous, constantly exploding balls of gas and unimaginably hot plasma.
LIZARD: You and I are here because t- tiny particles shot out of these immense furnaces over thirteen billion years ago, colliding across the vast expanse of empty space.
RABBIT: The pixie thing is so much more believable.

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