Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#557. Something Feels Off

January 21, 2026

LIZARD (thinking): Wait, something feels OFF...

The lizard jumps. LIZARD (thinking): Oh!

LIZARD (thinking): For a moment there... I wasn't feeling responsible for all the world's problems.

The lizard huddles inside a blanket. LIZARD (thinking): But I'm BACK ON TRACK!

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#558. No Compliment

January 23, 2026

A squirrel in a fancy outfit stands before a rabbit eating a sandwich. SQUIRREL: I can't BELIEVE you didn't COMPLIMENT my new outfit! RABBIT: Oh! Sorry. Looks nice.

The squirrel stomps off. SQUIRREL: It's too LITTLE, too LATE! I REJECT your compliment! And reject YOU, you JERK! Consider our friendship OVER!

The rabbit, alone, take a bite of the sandwich.

The squirrel has rushed back, and is crouched nervously next to the rabbit. SQUIRREL: What's your favorite part? Is it the hat? Is it the vest? I bet it's the hat.

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#559. Competing Theories

January 26, 2026

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#560. Enjoying Games

January 28, 2026

FOX: Checkmate!

FOX: Man, I really enjoy playing games. SQUIRREL: You enjoy playing games when you WIN.

FOX: Well, RIGHT...

FOX: But, you know, that's how it usually goes.

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#561. Look at Them

January 30, 2026

A disgruntled squirrel glares at a rabbit and lizard, who are happily enjoying a picnic. SQUIRREL (thinking): LOOK at them. Sittin over there. SMILING...

SQUIRREL (thinking): I wish I could SMACL those little SMILES off those SMUG little faces...

The rabbit and lizard have come over and approached the squirrel with an apple and a sandwich. RABBIT: We brought you lunch! SQUIRREL: Oh. OK, uh, thanks...

SQUIRREL (thinking): Mmph, PEANUT BUTTER? What JERKS... They know it's only my second favorite sandwich...

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