Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 1

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#142. Relax

August 4, 2021

Small POOT! A rabbit farts.

RABBIT (thinking): No one noticed. Play it cool. RELAX.

Larger POOT! A rabbit farts big-time.

RABBIT (thinking): Too relaxed.

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#143. I’m In a Mood

August 6, 2021

SQUIRREL: Nobody better mess with me today!

SLAM! The door shuts suddenly.

A pause.

SQUIRREL: OK, but isn't anybody at least gonna TRY?!

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#145. They Work So Hard

August 11, 2021

RABBIT (thinking while staring at ant hill): They work so hard.

STAMP STAMP STAMP The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.

RABBIT (thinking): (sigh) And for what?

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#146. The One Who Planted Me

August 13, 2021

FLOWER (thinking): Hey! It's the one who PLANTED me! I never got to say thanks!

FLOWER (thinking): Thank you! Thanks! I APPRECIATE you! You gave me life! You CREATED me! You-

FLOWER (thinking): AUGH! OW!

FLOWER (thinking): Well... This certainly took a grim turn.

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