Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 1

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#157. They Talk a Lot

September 8, 2021

RABBIT (thinking): They talk a lot.

RABBIT (thinking): I'm not sure about WHAT.

RABBIT (thinking): I suppose I could ask.

RABBIT (thinking): But I hate to stop them.

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#158. Do You Like It?

September 10, 2021

BIRD: So... do you like it?

BIRD: It's OK if you don't.

BIRD: But... do you?

BIRD: Just say yes.

BIRD: Just say SOMETHING.

RABBIT: Um...

BIRD: NO! You know what? NO!! We are NO LONGER FRIENDS! Good DAY!!

A pause as the rabbit looks unsettled.

BIRD: PLEASE JUST LOVE ME.

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#159. You Fell Asleep

September 13, 2021

SQUIRREL (to a sleeping rabbit): Hey!

RABBIT: Hmm? SQUIRREL: You fell ASLEEP!

RABBIT: So? SQUIRREL: I was TALKING.

RABBIT: Those two things are not unrelated.

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#161. Predictable

September 17, 2021

RABBIT (thinking, looking at an ant hill): Their whole world is predictable... preordained... BORING.

STAMP STAMP STAMP. The rabbit stomps the ant hill to oblivion.

RABBIT (thinking): Plot twist!

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