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Season 1

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#137. Can’t Make It To Lunch

July 23, 2021

PHONE: I'm not feeling well.
PHONE: So I can't make it to lunch.
CANCELED PLANS! Birds sing, butterflies flap, a squirrel floats on a cloud of joy.
SQUIRREL (through joyous tears): I- I- (sniff) I'm just DISAPPOINTED. B-but... you... you REST...

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#138. A Real Chef

July 26, 2021

SQUIRREL: A real chef doesn't eat all the ingredients before they even start.
RABBIT: This "real chef" you speak of...
RABBIT: They sound so SAD...

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#139. The Best of Us

July 28, 2021

SQUIRREL: You made a huge stinking MESS!
RABBIT:Yes, well, it happens to the best of us.
SQUIRREL: Yes.
SQUIRREL: And also you.

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#140. Today, I’m Going to Talk to People

July 30, 2021

LIZARD (thinking): Today, I'm going to talk to people.
LIZARD (thinking): Or maybe... one person.
A pause while a skink vibrates with anxiety.
LIZARD (thinking): Talking to myself counts.

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#141. Get Ready For Brilliance

August 2, 2021

BIRD (thinking): Get ready for BRILLIANCE.
SQUANK! A bird sings badly.
A pause as a bird watches people flee their singing.
BIRD (thinking): (sigh) They weren't ready.

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