Latest Comics | Page 9 | Roonie the Rabbit

Grumpy

SQUIRREL (thinking): I feel grumpy today. Best to keep to myself. Because... what are they going to do about it?

SQUIRREL (thinking): LISTEN to me? COMFORT me? Try and make me feel better?

Is It Just Me?

A rabbit happily looks at themself in the mirror. RABBIT: Whoa... Is it just me, or do I look AMAZING today? SQUIRREL: You look the same as yesterday.

RABBIT (thinking): Hmm... So it is just me.

Special Time of Year

To view this content, you must be a member of Porter Mason's Patreon at $5 or more

Dance Like No One’s Watching

A lizard dances. LIZARD (thinking): You have to dance like no one's watching.

The lizard's awkward dancing continues.

The Day is a Failure

SQUIRREL: Well, that's it.

SQUIRREL: This day is a FAILURE.

Supposed to Be

To view this content, you must be a member of Porter Mason's Patreon at $5 or more

Too Much to Do

RABBIT (thinking): The problem is, I have too much to do today.

RABBIT (thinking): I suppose I could just... procrastinate?

Debate

SQUIRREL: So that's what I think. What's YOUR opinion? FOX: I don't have OPINIONS! I have fists!

SQUIRREL: Wait, wh- FOX: And I punch your stupid FACE!

Robots

To view this content, you must be a member of Porter Mason's Patreon at $5 or more

Movement

A bird stands before a painting. BIRD: I'm trying to capture movement in this piece.

The fox walks over to the painting.

Simple Task

LIZARD (thinking): Should I do the simple task in front of me that I am putting off?

LIZARD (thinking): Or...

Holiday Weight

To view this content, you must be a member of Porter Mason's Patreon at $5 or more