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Rude

FOX: I don't want to be rude, but this meal you made is terrible.

SQUIRREL: Oh, I don't want to be rude either.

Secret

BIRD: Every song I sing is a secret about myself.

The bird sings loudly. SQUANK!

Accomplishment

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Bother

SQUIRREL: There's an art to ignoring the things that bother you. RABBIT: OOO, can you teach it to me?

RABBIT: Can you?

Reasonable

A fox holds a basket of eggs and stands in front of a squirrel who is imploring them to not throw any. SQUIRREL: Be reasonable.

FOX: OK.

Breakfast

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Masterpiece

RABBIT: Each sunset feels like a new masterpiece.

THE SUN (thinking): Well, look, that's very nice of them to say. But it's just purple, red, orange, rinse, repeat, every dang time.

Magic

SQUIRREL: Do you believe in magic?

RABBIT: Oh yes, I believe impossible things can happen.

Today and Tomorrow

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Honesty

A bird stands before a painting they made. BIRD: What do you think? Be honest. RABBIT: OK, but... it might hurt your feelings.

BIRD: Oh. No no. Nevermind that then.

Hugs vs. Space

A rabbit looks worried. RABBIT: I need hugs.

A squirrel looks close off. SQUIRREL: I need space.

One Task

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