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Our Story

RABBIT: I don't even remember how we first became friends... SQUIRREL: Oh... I do.

SQUIRREL: I was by myself...

Songwriting

BIRD (thinking): The key to songwriting is tapping into emotions.

BIRD (thinking): What do I LOVE? ...And what do I HATE?

Thought Process

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Will Anyone Care?

RABBIT: Look, I will try to be there on time. SQUIRREL: Good, thank you.

RABBIT: But if I'm not... will anyone REALLY care? SQUIRREL: ...YES! ME! I will care!

Always There

SQUIRREL: You're always there for me, whenever I'm in trouble.

SQUIRREL: Yes, whenever I'm in trouble, you're always there.

Moves

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Better

RABBIT: I'm going to try to eat better today.

SQUIRREL: Well, you could hardly eat worse.

Destination

SQUIRREL: Where should we go on our hike?

RABBIT: What if we just left with a destination in mind? SQUIRREL: Sure. That sounds fun.

Journal

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My Gift to You

A fox hands a squirrel a present. FOX: I put weeks of thought into my gift to you. I feel this specific gift sums up the unique relationships you and I have.

The squirrel opens the present.

The Holidays

SETH: Are you traveling for the holidays? JOHNNY: NO. I never get caught up with all the LEMMINGS stuck in traffic.

SETH: So you're going somewhere local? JOHNNY: WHAT? And fight the IDIOTS doing their shopping? No no no, I'm staying put!

Observation

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