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Book Recommendations

Aug 30, 2023

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I See What You’re Saying

Aug 28, 2023

A squirrel has egg all over, and a fox holds a basket of eggs. FOX: I see what you're saying. What I did was selfish. My fun came at your expense.
FOX: But... I will KEEP doing it, because it was, as I said, super SUPER fun.
The fox hurls another EGG into the squirrel's face.
FOX: I feel SO much better now that we've cleared the air!

This Outfit is Me

Aug 25, 2023

LIZARD (thinking): This outfit is truly me.
LIZARD (thinking): It reflects my true self. Who I really am... On the INSIDE.
LIZARD (thinking): So...
LIZARD (thinking): Clearly won't be wearing THAT...

Don’t Try and Fix Things

Aug 23, 2023

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Being a Good Listener

Aug 21, 2023

MEL: If I listen to your problems, what do I get in return? PETER: Nothing, Mel! But it'll HELP me, and I'm your FRIEND.
MEL: How about you throw in ten bucks? PETER: This isn't a NEGOTIATION, Mel! MEL: Fine! FINE. (sigh)... Tell me your thing.
PETER: So, Peter gets coffee without me and did I stop drinking caffeine during my cleanse? Yes. But I want to be ASKED. So I confront Peter, and I'm like, "I want to be ASKED." And he's like, "Of COURSE." But I don't think he MEANT it. And I think he THINKS I think he didn't mean it. On top of all of that, Starbucks is TOTALLY anti-union, you know?
MEL: $7.50. Final offer.

Bright Side

Aug 18, 2023

RABBIT: Take a look on the bright side!
SQUIRREL: What good will that do?
RABBIT: It will make you happier.
SQUIRREL: We have different goals, you and I.

Unpopular Art

Aug 16, 2023

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Can We Really Even Be Sure?

Aug 14, 2023

RABBIT: Can we really even be sure I'm real? Maybe I'm not! Maybe this whole world is just your IMAGINATION!
SQUIRREL: Yeah, well... MAYBE. But did you eat all the other cookies or NOT?
The rabbit speaks with his mouth full of cookies. RABBIT: That's what I'm saying! (mmph) Maybe I did... Maybe you just IMAGINED I did (mmph) There's just no way to truly know!
RABBIT: Ooo, imagine the next batch with walnuts! SQUIRREL: I am imagining punching you in your stupid face.

Good Time at the Party

Aug 11, 2023

RABBIT: Did you have a good time at the party?
LIZARD: I spent every moment paralyzed with fear that something I might say would ruin my current friendships, prevent any new ones, and sentence me to a life of mournful solitude.
A pause.
LIZARD: I did like the spinach dip though. RABBIT: Yes... Yes. Good dip.

Hear My Thoughts

Aug 9, 2023

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Stopping Books

Aug 7, 2023

SQUIRREL: This book isn't good. RABBIT: Then stop reading it.
SQUIRREL: NO! No. Because then... then the book WINS. RABBIT: Wins what?
SQUIRREL: The book wins a battle! A battle in my endless way! The war to read ALL books! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL DEFEAT YOU, BOOKS!
RABBIT: THAT'S why you read? SQUIRREL: It also helps me fall asleep.

My Exercise Plan

Aug 4, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): My exercise plan is simple.
RABBIT (thinking): I wake up every morning. And I don't exercise.
The rabbit remains motionless.
RABBIT (thinking): Some might say TOO simple.

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