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You Act Like You Don’t Want Me Around

RABBIT: Sometimes you act like you don't want me around.

SQUIRREL: Yes, in fact, I often do not want you around.

Book Recommendations

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I See What You’re Saying

A squirrel has egg all over, and a fox holds a basket of eggs. FOX: I see what you're saying. What I did was selfish. My fun came at your expense.

FOX: But... I will KEEP doing it, because it was, as I said, super SUPER fun.

This Outfit is Me

LIZARD (thinking): This outfit is truly me.

LIZARD (thinking): It reflects my true self. Who I really am... On the INSIDE.

Don’t Try and Fix Things

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Being a Good Listener

MEL: If I listen to your problems, what do I get in return? PETER: Nothing, Mel! But it'll HELP me, and I'm your FRIEND.

MEL: How about you throw in ten bucks? PETER: This isn't a NEGOTIATION, Mel! MEL: Fine! FINE. (sigh)... Tell me your thing.

Bright Side

RABBIT: Take a look on the bright side!

SQUIRREL: What good will that do?

Unpopular Art

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Can We Really Even Be Sure?

RABBIT: Can we really even be sure I'm real? Maybe I'm not! Maybe this whole world is just your IMAGINATION!

SQUIRREL: Yeah, well... MAYBE. But did you eat all the other cookies or NOT?

Good Time at the Party

RABBIT: Did you have a good time at the party?

LIZARD: I spent every moment paralyzed with fear that something I might say would ruin my current friendships, prevent any new ones, and sentence me to a life of mournful solitude.

Hear My Thoughts

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Stopping Books

SQUIRREL: This book isn't good. RABBIT: Then stop reading it.

SQUIRREL: NO! No. Because then... then the book WINS. RABBIT: Wins what?