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Good Day

A squirrel and rabbit sit together on a tree branch. SQUIRREL: Are you having a good day?

RABBIT: Well... yeah. I mean, so FAR, I guess.

Tree

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Morning Coffee

SQUIRREL: (thinking) I love my morning coffee.

SQUIRREL: (thinking) It's a nice, healthy ROUTINE that CENTERS me and gives STRUCTURE to my day.

Money

Two ants sit across a desk from one another. ANT 1: Hey, money isn't EVERYTHING. And it can't buy you HAPPINESS. And you certainly can't take it with you!

ANT 1: And, I mean, look: there is some TRUTH that, you know, money truly is the... ROOT of all... EVIL. You know?

Creative Voice

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Can Always Talk to You

A lizard smiles lovingly while watering a flower. LIZARD: (thinking) I can always talk to you, little friend...

LIZARD: (thinking) I know you'll always listen, even when no one else will.

Rain

LIZARD: It wasn't supposed to rain today.

The rain intensifies.

Jam, Jelly, and Preserves

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I Love You and All

SQUIRREL: Look, I love you and all, but it genuinely DRAINS me when I'm around you. Being near you... hurts my SOUL.

SQUIRREL: I'm just much happier alone. Without YOU. So I just need you to be around... LESS. Like... a LOT less, OK? Like not at ALL.

Outrun Your Problems

A fox watches a squirrel run from an egg. FOX: Outrun your problems! SQUIRREL: I can't!

The squirrel keeps running, the egg is gaining on them. FOX: You CAN! I have faith in you! I believe in you!

Dreams

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Gardener

A squirrel plants a flower in a weedy patch of grass. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I am a gardener.

The squirrel plants a flower. SQUIRREL: (thinking) I create life where I want life to exist.