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Dreams

RABBIT: I hope all my dreams come true. SQUIRREL: Well, keep hoping and keep dreaming, a little each day.

RABBIT: And then one day my dreams will come true? SQUIRREL: Oh, no.

Urgent

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Ideas

RABBIT: How do you get your ideas? BIRD: I stare at a blank sheet of paper until my eyes bleed.

BIRD: After seventeen hours, I accidentally think of one mildly interesting thing, and I then pass out. RABBIT (walking away): Haha! OK...

Fat

It's a sunny day. RABBIT: Am I fat? SQUIRREL: Can I be honest?

The rabbit looks at the squirrel. The Sun is lower in the sky.

Freefall

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Relaxing

A skink sits in a cozy chair. SKINK (thinking): A mug of hot tea.

SKINK (thinking): Some nice calming jazz music.

Fears

RABBIT: What scares you?

SKINK: Anxiety about the present. Regret about the past. Uncertainty about the future.

Leaf Jumping

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One of a Kind

FOX (thinking): I am SPECIAL. I am UNIQUE.

FOX (thinking): I am ONE of a KIND.

Shrugs

A rabbit and a squirrel react to a bird's painting. RABBIT: I don't think I... GET it. SQUIRREL: I get it. It's... FINE.

BIRD (thinking): (sigh) I pour out my soul. And all I get is two SHRUGS.