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Winter Trees

SQUIRREL (thinking): Winter trees have no leaves. Naked. Bare. Exposed.

CARLOS THE TREE: It’s true! Here I am, world! Know my truth! I’ve never liked this tire swing, and I don’t care who knows it! RAFA THE TREE: We ALL know it, Carlos.

My Gift

A squirrel and a rabbit sit in a tree. SQUIRREL: You know, you really frustrate me.

SQUIRREL: And I want to shove you off this tree.

No Two Leaves

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Done It All

SKINK (thinking): You know, I look at my like and I think, "I've done it all."

SKINK (thinking): Sure... I barely leave my home.

Shorter Days

A squirrel and rabbit look out at the Sun, low in the sky. SQUIRREL: The days get shorter in the Fall and Winter.

THE SUN (thinking): It's true! It's nice for me. I get to take it a little easy! Ha ha! Yeah!

Hold That Thought

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Conquerors

FOX: You know, the great conquerors from the past would hold bonfires and enormous, elaborate feasts after a victory on the battlefield.

The fox moves his rook. FOX: Checkmate.

Create

BIRD: I truly feel I've been put here to create art. SQUIRREL: By whom?

BIRD: Someone with a grand plan.

Sandwiches

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All the Things

SKINK: I get overwhelmed when I think of all the things I'm supposed to get done.

SKINK: I just need to take it easy...

Polite

A bird shows a painting to a fox and a rabbit. BIRD: How is it? And be polite! FOX: Hmm, now... What's a polite way to say, "It looks like garbage."

The bird angrily storms away.

How’s Your Day?

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