Comics with Hot Chocolate the lizard | Page 3 | Roonie the Rabbit

Parties

LIZARD (thinking): I like to slip into parties unnoticed.

LIZARD (thinking): That way, I can leave without any goodbyes. Which is nice.

Today’s the Day

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Cool

LIZARD (thinking): I am hip and cool. I have a cool, new jacket. And I am cool.

LIZARD (thinking): Everyone knows I am cool because I look cool, and because of that, I talk and act cool too.

Let Me Go First

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Game Night

A fox speaks to a rabbit and a lizard. A board game is on the table, and they're opening the box. FOX: Welcome to Game Night. You have never played this game, so allow me to explain the rules.

FOX: I will explain them quickly and in a confusing meandering way. And I will not repeat myself.

Unstuck

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Alone

LIZARD: Please don't be offended, but I need to be alone.

RABBIT: Of course. I'll go.

Errand Day

A lizard stands in a dark room with unfolded laundry and a stack of papers and mail. LIZARD (thinking): This is errand day!

The lizard folds the laundry. LIZARD (thinking): First, I do that errands on my list that can be done alone in silence.

Honest Advice

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Daylight Savings

THE SUN (thinking): OK! I'm up! What's everybody up to?

SQUIRREL: The says are so short this time of year. LIZARD: Yeah.

Accomplished

SQUIRREL: The year is almost over, and what have you accomplished? A lot of worrying, and not much else.

LIZARD: Yeah, but you know, if I had to do it all over, I wouldn't change a thing.

Mantra

LIZARD: I feel so unsure and anxious where my life is going.

SQUIRREL: You just have to look deep inside and tell yourself: I am in charge of my life. I am in control. And I am all that I need.