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Hot Chocolate the skink

A character in 69 comics.

This friend is worried about you. But also about themselves. And also about everything else possible to worry about. And also some other things besides that.

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Noise

Sep 29, 2023

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Talking About Me

Sep 8, 2023

LIZARD (thinking): I wonder if they're talking about me.
LIZARD (thinking): I bet they are.
LIZARD (thinking): In fact, I assume they ALWAYS are.
LIZARD (thinking): I have low self-esteem but an enormous ego.

This Outfit is Me

Aug 25, 2023

LIZARD (thinking): This outfit is truly me.
LIZARD (thinking): It reflects my true self. Who I really am... On the INSIDE.
LIZARD (thinking): So...
LIZARD (thinking): Clearly won't be wearing THAT...

Good Time at the Party

Aug 11, 2023

RABBIT: Did you have a good time at the party?
LIZARD: I spent every moment paralyzed with fear that something I might say would ruin my current friendships, prevent any new ones, and sentence me to a life of mournful solitude.
A pause.
LIZARD: I did like the spinach dip though. RABBIT: Yes... Yes. Good dip.

Evidence

Jul 21, 2023

A skink examines one orange leaf amidst a tree full of green ones. SKINK (thinking): SCIENCE IS PERFECT! It is an unfeeling quest for the truth! I am ready to two out my life's work if new evidence appears!
SKINK (thinking): Though... if I were to just find more data that supported my PAST work... I would look WAY smarter... for WAY less effort...
SKINK: sigh...
The skink crumbles the orange leaf. SKINK (thinking): Science is perfect. Ethics is, however, a poop sandwich.

How To Live Your Life

May 10, 2023

SQUIRREL: Look... I don't want to tell you how to live your life...
SQUIRREL: No, wait.
SQUIRREL: Actually I really do.
SQUIRREL: It's one of my favorite ways to pass the time, to be honest.

Possibilities

May 1, 2023

A skink pops their head out of a hole. SKINK (thinking): Every day is a day full of possibilities.
The skink sinks into the hole. SKINK (thinking): If you go outside.
A skink inside his hole. SKINK (thinking): So I stay inside.
A skink snuggles in a cozy chair. SKINK (thinking): And every day is a day full of tea and blankets.

Tomorrow

Feb 20, 2023

SKINK: I'm worried. RABBIT: Oh, don't worry.
RABBIT: Tomorrow is another day.
SKINK: Yes.
SKINK: That's my worry.

I Wish

Feb 13, 2023

SKINK (thinking): Look at them. I wish I had what they have.
SKINK (thinking): Then I'd be happy.
SKINK (thinking): Well... Probably not HAPPY.
SKINK (thinking): But a different flavor of sad.

No One Likes Me

Feb 3, 2023

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Change

Jan 25, 2023

SKINK: It's bad when things change. Even if it seems like they're change to something better. I'll still miss the old bad.
SKINK: I prefer the old bad to the new maybe good.
SKINK: Does that make sense? RABBIT: No.
RABBIT: But it's OK. You usually don't.

Ready to Face the Week

Jan 17, 2023

SKINK: I’m ready to face the week.
SKINK: Not right now.
SKINK: But I will be.
SKINK: In five to seven business days.

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