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Hot Chocolate the lizard

A character in 112 comics.

This friend is worried about you. But also about themselves. And also about everything else possible to worry about. And also some other things besides that.

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Spot the Difference

May 22, 2026

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Creative Voice

May 7, 2026

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Can Always Talk to You

May 5, 2026

A lizard smiles lovingly while watering a flower. LIZARD: (thinking) I can always talk to you, little friend...
LIZARD: (thinking) I know you'll always listen, even when no one else will.
FLOWER: (thinking) Yes, well...
FLOWER: (thinking) Me being unable to move or talk back is certainly to your benefit.

Rain

LIZARD: It wasn't supposed to rain today.
The rain intensifies.
The lizard's umbrella is battered by the downpour.
LIZARD: But that doesn't seem to be phasing it much.

May 3, 2026

Doing Well

Apr 20, 2026

RABBIT: Hey there! You seem to be doing well! LIZARD: Oh... I am NOT.
LIZARD: I am... SEVERELY unwell.
RABBIT: Oh.
RABBIT: Well... great job FAKING it, then! LIZARD: Th- thank you...

Stars

Mar 25, 2026

A rabbit and lizard lie down in a field and stare at the night sky. RABBIT: I think stars are shy little PIXIES that only come out at night and flutter around.
LIZARD: Th- they're actually enormous, constantly exploding balls of gas and unimaginably hot plasma.
LIZARD: You and I are here because t- tiny particles shot out of these immense furnaces over thirteen billion years ago, colliding across the vast expanse of empty space.
RABBIT: The pixie thing is so much more believable.

The Unknown

Mar 21, 2026

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Worrying About Next Week

Mar 2, 2026

A rabbit walks up to a worried lizard. RABBIT: Whatcha doin'?
LIZARD: Worrying about something that may happen or may not happen next week.
RABBIT: So then why worry NOW?
LIZARD: Beat the rush!

Forever

Feb 18, 2026

RABBIT: I promise to be your friend forever.
LIZARD (thinking): Yes, well...
LIZARD (thinking): That's all well and good.
LIZARD (thinking): But what about after THAT?

Inside Day

Feb 11, 2026

LIZARD: (sigh)
LIZARD (thinking): I think today is an "inside day".
LIZARD (thinking): Which means it's shaping up to be an "inside week".
LIZARD (thinking): And an "inside month" isn't out of the question.

Look at Them

Jan 30, 2026

A disgruntled squirrel glares at a rabbit and lizard, who are happily enjoying a picnic. SQUIRREL (thinking): LOOK at them. Sittin over there. SMILING...
SQUIRREL (thinking): I wish I could SMACL those little SMILES off those SMUG little faces...
The rabbit and lizard have come over and approached the squirrel with an apple and a sandwich. RABBIT: We brought you lunch! SQUIRREL: Oh. OK, uh, thanks...
SQUIRREL (thinking): Mmph, PEANUT BUTTER? What JERKS... They know it's only my second favorite sandwich...

Competing Theories

Jan 26, 2026

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