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Hot Chocolate the lizard

A character in 112 comics.

This friend is worried about you. But also about themselves. And also about everything else possible to worry about. And also some other things besides that.

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Parties

Nov 10, 2023

A squirrel hides in a bush. LIZARD: What are you doing out here? SQUIRREL: I hate parties. I'm hiding from everyone.
LIZARD: Me, too! Hey, you wanna hide from our friends together? SQUIRREL: Sure.
The lizard and squirrel hide while their friends have fun inside.
LIZARD: Happy holidays, buddy. SQUIRREL: No talking.

Practice

Nov 8, 2023

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Soothing

Oct 16, 2023

LIZARD: How do you soothe yourself when you're nervous? RABBIT: I'm never nervous, so I dunno! I guess I would eat?
LIZARD: But you're ALWAYS eating. So... maybe... DEEP-DOWN... you're ALWAYS nervous. So you constantly soothe yourself to avoid your constant anxiety.
The rabbit stares at the lizard.
RABBIT: I'd like to move on to another topic.

Hugs

Oct 13, 2023

LIZARD: I'm feeling a little anxious. RABBIT: Wait... Do you need SNUGGLES?!
The rabbit leaps towards the lizard with his entire body, without the lizard noticing. LIZARD: Um... No, I don't think-
Aggressive HUG from the rabbit!
RABBIT: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have phrased that as a question.

Deep

Oct 11, 2023

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With You By My Side

Oct 6, 2023

LIZARD (thinking): With you by my side, I feel like I can do anything.
LIZARD (thinking): But I don't. Because I am terrified of disappointing you.
LIZARD (thinking): So I can't do anything.
LIZARD (thinking): With you by my side.

Noise

Sep 29, 2023

LIZARD (thinking): I heard a noise!
LIZARD (thinking): It's probably nothing.
LIZARD (thinking): But I better stay up the entire night and remain frightened for the rest of my life.
LIZARD (thinking): Just to be on the safe side.

Talking About Me

Sep 8, 2023

LIZARD (thinking): I wonder if they're talking about me.
LIZARD (thinking): I bet they are.
LIZARD (thinking): In fact, I assume they ALWAYS are.
LIZARD (thinking): I have low self-esteem but an enormous ego.

This Outfit is Me

Aug 25, 2023

LIZARD (thinking): This outfit is truly me.
LIZARD (thinking): It reflects my true self. Who I really am... On the INSIDE.
LIZARD (thinking): So...
LIZARD (thinking): Clearly won't be wearing THAT...

Good Time at the Party

Aug 11, 2023

RABBIT: Did you have a good time at the party?
LIZARD: I spent every moment paralyzed with fear that something I might say would ruin my current friendships, prevent any new ones, and sentence me to a life of mournful solitude.
A pause.
LIZARD: I did like the spinach dip though. RABBIT: Yes... Yes. Good dip.

Evidence

Jul 21, 2023

A skink examines one orange leaf amidst a tree full of green ones. SKINK (thinking): SCIENCE IS PERFECT! It is an unfeeling quest for the truth! I am ready to two out my life's work if new evidence appears!
SKINK (thinking): Though... if I were to just find more data that supported my PAST work... I would look WAY smarter... for WAY less effort...
SKINK: sigh...
The skink crumbles the orange leaf. SKINK (thinking): Science is perfect. Ethics is, however, a poop sandwich.

How To Live Your Life

May 10, 2023

SQUIRREL: Look... I don't want to tell you how to live your life...
SQUIRREL: No, wait.
SQUIRREL: Actually I really do.
SQUIRREL: It's one of my favorite ways to pass the time, to be honest.

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