Comics about socializing | Roonie the Rabbit

Thought Process

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The Holidays

SETH: Are you traveling for the holidays? JOHNNY: NO. I never get caught up with all the LEMMINGS stuck in traffic.

SETH: So you're going somewhere local? JOHNNY: WHAT? And fight the IDIOTS doing their shopping? No no no, I'm staying put!

Parties

LIZARD (thinking): I like to slip into parties unnoticed.

LIZARD (thinking): That way, I can leave without any goodbyes. Which is nice.

Parties

A squirrel hides in a bush. LIZARD: What are you doing out here? SQUIRREL: I hate parties. I'm hiding from everyone.

LIZARD: Me, too! Hey, you wanna hide from our friends together? SQUIRREL: Sure.

Flirting

A bee buzzes from one flower to another.

KARLI THE BEE: (sigh) Hey Lisa...
Ethan, wants to know if you're interested in, um, maybe hanging out later? LISA THE FLOWER: Tee hee, SURE.

Good Time at the Party

RABBIT: Did you have a good time at the party?

LIZARD: I spent every moment paralyzed with fear that something I might say would ruin my current friendships, prevent any new ones, and sentence me to a life of mournful solitude.

How to Talk at a Party

ANT 1: This party is OK. But this house is a lot smaller than ours. ANT 2: Nicole, honey, that’s not POLITE. Don’t say that.

ANT 1: Oh, sorry, uh… OUR house is a lot NICER than THIS one. ANT 2: NICOLE! Stop it! People can HEAR you!

Prepared for Party

SKINK (thinking): Before a party, I prepare for common questions I might be asked.

SKINK (thinking): I'm ready for almost any social situation.

Best Friend

Two ants talk in a coffee shop, as a third ant enters and approaches the counter. JIM: Oh! See that guy who just came in? He's one of my best friends. CAL: How long have you known him?

JIM: Years now. We have similar schedules. Similar styles. We like very similar music. We order the same food. It's nice to have someone you're so in sync with.

Lost in a Book

SQUIRREL (thinking): I love getting lost in a book.

RABBITL Hey, how's it going? SQUIRREL: Oh!

Waves of Anxiety

A wave splashes a skink on a beach. THE OCEAN: You don't make eye contact enough!

The waves splash all around the skink. THE OCEAN: In fact, your friends probably think you hate them because of it!

Dinner

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