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Socializing

A topic in 17 comics.

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Stop Poking

Aug 8, 2022

A fox pokes a squirrel in the nose.
FOX: Would you like me to stop poking you in the nose? SQUIRREL: Yes, I very much would!
FOX: Well...
The fox continues to poke the squirrel in the nose. FOX: You just have to ask.

Feeling a Little Shy

Jul 11, 2022

A skink sits by a rabbit and bird. SKINK (thinking): I'm feeling a little shy.
SKINK (thinking): Maybe the best thing to do is to silently stare at them until they feel uncomfortable and go away.
The skink points an AWKWARD STARE at the rabbit and bird.
SKINK (thinking): (sigh) I am getting so much better at socializing...

Party Time

Jun 2, 2022

SKINK: If I come to the party early, it'll be awkward.
SKINK: But if I come late, they'll think I'm rude.
SKINK: The most polite thing to do is not go at all.
SKINK: I pride myself on courtesy AND social anxiety.

Ready

Jan 24, 2022

FLYNN: The moon looks READY tonight. Shining. Bright. Full of life.
THE MOON: That's right, baby!! I'm ready to HANG OUT. LET'S GOOOOO, FOLKS!!
THE MOON: WAIT, is everyone ASLEEP again?! Come ON, people! (sigh)...
THE MOON: WHATEVER, it's FINE... But these jerks will be all "up-and-at-'em" when the stupid SUN comes up, you can count on THAT...

Party

Dec 24, 2021

SQUIRREL (thinking): I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.
SQUIRREL (thinking): LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!
SQUIRREL (thinking, as everyone exits their house): PERFECT! Easier than I thought...
SQUIRREL (thinking): It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...

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