How to Talk at a Party

ANT 1: This party is OK. But this house is a lot smaller than ours. ANT 2: Nicole, honey, that’s not POLITE. Don’t say that.
ANT 1: Oh, sorry, uh… OUR house is a lot NICER than THIS one. ANT 2: NICOLE! Stop it! People can HEAR you!
ANT 1: JEEZ, Michelle! How on earth am I supposed to communicate how ugly this house is?! ANT 2: You are NOT!
ANT 1: So all I can talk about is how dumb their kids are? That seems CRUEL... ANT 2: Please wait in the car.
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