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Messy

A topic in 6 comics.

Throw That Away

Jun 14, 2022

RABBIT: Don’t throw that away!
RABBIT: You never know when we might NEED it.
SQUIRREL: Yes. That’s why I’m throwing it away.
SQUIRREL: I would like to truly never know.

Cleaning Process

Jun 2, 2022

RABBIT: I have a process for cleaning.
RABBIT: I like to let things get dirty enough so that when I clean I can see a real difference.
The rabbit picks up a single bowl up from the huge piles of mess everywhere.
RABBIT: The process has minor flaws.

Jelly

Feb 25, 2022

FLYNN: You've got jelly all over yourself again. When will you learn?
ROONIE: Hmm, good question...
ROONIE: Probably... when there's no more jelly?
ROONIE: (shudder) What a chilling thought.

I Expect Better

Dec 22, 2021

FLYNN: I expect better from you.
ROONIE: Well, look, I'm going to work really hard...
ROONIE: And I hope that, one day, with a lot of effort...
ROONIE: I can lower your expectations.

I’m So Mad at You

Jun 19, 2021

FLYNN: I'm so mad at you!
ROONIE: Yes... I can see why.
ROONIE: I'm on your side, really.

Stinks

SQUIRREL: Foo, it STINKS in here.
RABBIT: I'd like to tell you it's not me.
RABBIT: But it IS me.
RABBIT: So I just won't say anything.

May 20, 2021

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