Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Topic

Comics about manners

Being polite, sort of. Saying thank you, or demanding one. Saying the rude thing politely. Eating the last of everything.

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Popularity rank 1 #375. How to Talk at a Party

January 14, 2023

ANT 1: This party is OK. But this house is a lot smaller than ours. ANT 2: Nicole, honey, that’s not POLITE. Don’t say that.

ANT 1: Oh, sorry, uh… OUR house is a lot NICER than THIS one. ANT 2: NICOLE! Stop it! People can HEAR you!

ANT 1: JEEZ, Michelle! How on earth am I supposed to communicate how ugly this house is?! ANT 2: You are NOT!

ANT 1: So all I can talk about is how dumb their kids are? That seems CRUEL... ANT 2: Please wait in the car.

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Popularity rank 2 #221. Thanks

February 16, 2022

FIRST ANT: "Thank you". SECOND ANT: What? FIRST ANT: You should've THANKED me. SECOND ANT: Ah, OK, I-

FIRST ANT: No, LISTEN, I know I'm not supposed to say anything, but I held the door for you. I'm not asking for a MEDAL, but you could've at least just THANKED me.

FIRST ANT: I'm sick and tired of people getting away with RUDENESS, and I just... had to say something. SECOND ANT: OK, well, ah... duly noted. A-and THANK YOU.

SECOND ANT: Now... back to the interview, what would you say qualifies you most for the position? FIRST ANT: I'm a people person, Jason. I GET people.

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Popularity rank 3 #489. Honesty

May 29, 2024

RABBIT: Well…? What do you think? SQUIRREL: I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.

RABBIT: At least you’re being honest.

SQUIRREL: No no, if I’m being HONEST, I was listening, but I was just incredibly shocked by how stupid your idea was.

RABBIT: So you’re being… polite? SQUIRREL: In my way.

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Popularity rank 4 #608. Pleasant

May 25, 2026

A rabbit and squirrel sit together on a tree branch. RABBIT: So, have you decided if you'll be PLEASANT with me today?

SQUIRREL: Well, yes, I've given it a lot of thought.

UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel shoves the rabbit off the branch.

SQUIRREL: My answer is no.

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Popularity rank 5 #353. Polite

November 23, 2022

A bird shows a painting to a fox and a rabbit. BIRD: How is it? And be polite! FOX: Hmm, now... What's a polite way to say, "It looks like garbage."

The bird angrily storms away.

RABBIT: Ooo, maybe say it in British? FOX: 'Ello, chap! Your paintin' is rubbish!

RABBIT: I think that sounded very polite. FOX: Well, it's important to be polite.

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