Comics about lazy | Roonie the Rabbit

Get This All Done

A rabbit looks at a pile of dirty dishes. RABBIT: How am I ever going to get this all done?

RABBIT: Hmm...

Great Things

RABBIT: One day I will do great things.

RABBIT: Probably like Tuesday or something.

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You’ll Never Amount to Anything

FLYNN: If you keep this up, you'll never amount to anything.

A pause.

ROONIE: Sounds like a plan.

Great Art

SHELKEY: Great art takes time.

A pause.

Checks watch.

SHELKEY: So maybe I'll just go for "OK" art.

Supposed to Walk Over There

RABBIT (thinking): I'm supposed to walk over there to meet them.

The rabbit sits halfway up and look at their feet.

If At First, You Don’t Succeed

FOX (thinking): If at first you don't succeed...

A pause as the fox stares at their violin.

FOX (thinking): Quit and tell no one.

Better Take It Easy

running

ROONIE: I better take it easy.

ROONIE: I have a long day of doing nothing tomorrow, and I need to be well rested.

Anything Worth Doing

FLYNN: Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

ROONIE: Yes!

ROONIE: So let’s just not do this.

Do As I Say

FLYNN: Do as I say, not as I do.

ROONIE: ((Sounds complicated.))

ROONIE: ((I just won't do ANYTHING.))