Comics about eggs | Roonie the Rabbit

Decent

A squirrel lays on the ground, pummeled by eggs. A fox stands over him, holding a basket of eggs. FOX: I never know what to do in this situation.

SQUIRREL: Well... someone DECENT would admit they're WRONG and APOLOGIZE.

Reason

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High Expectations

SQUIRREL: (thinking) I have high expectations for today.

EGG! The squirrel is hit in the back of the head with an egg.

Reasonable

A fox holds a basket of eggs and stands in front of a squirrel who is imploring them to not throw any. SQUIRREL: Be reasonable.

FOX: OK.

I See What You’re Saying

A squirrel has egg all over, and a fox holds a basket of eggs. FOX: I see what you're saying. What I did was selfish. My fun came at your expense.

FOX: But... I will KEEP doing it, because it was, as I said, super SUPER fun.

Running from Your Problems

A squirrel runs away from an egg. SQUIRREL (thinking): I need to stop running from my problems.

The egg smacks into the back of the squirrel's head.

Together

RABBIT: You and me... We're in this together.

An EGG hits the squirrel in the face.

How’s Your Day?

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Luck

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Morning

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Why??

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Today, I’ll Be Social

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