Comics about conversation | Roonie the Rabbit

Jam, Jelly, and Preserves

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Debate

SQUIRREL: So that's what I think. What's YOUR opinion? FOX: I don't have OPINIONS! I have fists!

SQUIRREL: Wait, wh- FOX: And I punch your stupid FACE!

Let Me Go First

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Equal

BIRD: Don’t talk to me like that.

BIRD: Treat me like an equal.

Being a Good Listener

MEL: If I listen to your problems, what do I get in return? PETER: Nothing, Mel! But it'll HELP me, and I'm your FRIEND.

MEL: How about you throw in ten bucks? PETER: This isn't a NEGOTIATION, Mel! MEL: Fine! FINE. (sigh)... Tell me your thing.

Advice

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Dreams Come True

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Why Does No One Like Spending Time with Me?

FOX: No one likes spending time with me. And I have no idea why!

FOX: All I do is relentlessly tell them the truth about everything they do wrong. And give unprompted advice about how to do things better.

No Two Leaves

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Conversation

SKINK: Do you think we'll ever run out of things to talk about? RABBIT: No.

RABBIT: Because then we'll just talk about how we have nothing left to talk about.

Fat

It's a sunny day. RABBIT: Am I fat? SQUIRREL: Can I be honest?

The rabbit looks at the squirrel. The Sun is lower in the sky.

Point

RABBIT: So I added more jelly, which you'd think would make the sandwich messy, but it didn't! So I thought, "How about honey?" And I-

SQUIRREL: Do you have a point?