Comics about collecting | Roonie the Rabbit

Sorry

To view this content, you must be a member of Porter Masons Patreon at $3 or more

Collector

FLYNN: No... no... no... no... no... mmm.... no...

FLYNN: OOO... a gem mint 10 1978 walnut! I better clean it, laminate it, and count all its crevices!

FLYNN: There's a fine line between being a good COLLECTOR, and being OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE....

FLYNN: And I think, by now, I've cleared that line by a good twenty feet....

Complete set

FLYNN: It's DONE! I've collected EVERY walnut off the big tree! I finally have a COMPLETE SET!

FLYNN: I've been dreaming of this moment for as long as I remember! And now it's HERE!

A pause

FLYNN: (sigh)

SOUND: munch munch munch

Near-mint

FLYNN: This walnut is in NEAR-mint condition, Roonie, but not MINT.

FLYNN: It's got a SLIGHT dent on its right side. Nearly perfect, but not quite. And so... WORTHLESS.

A pause

ROONIE: Them's the breaks, kid!

Walnut collection

ROONIE: How's the walnut collection coming along, Flynn?
FLYNN: Oh, good. Good. I found about thirty today.

ROONIE: Wow. So, when do you stop? At a certain NUMBER? When you fill the ROOM?
FLYNN: Oh, no, no...

FLYNN: I'm a completist.