Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#602. Money

May 11, 2026

Two ants sit across a desk from one another. ANT 1: Hey, money isn't EVERYTHING. And it can't buy you HAPPINESS. And you certainly can't take it with you!

ANT 1: And, I mean, look: there is some TRUTH that, you know, money truly is the... ROOT of all... EVIL. You know?

ANT 2: OK...

ANT 2: So I take it you're not approving my mortgage then? ANT 1: I am NOT, no.

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#603. Morning Coffee

May 13, 2026

SQUIRREL: (thinking) I love my morning coffee.

SQUIRREL: (thinking) It's a nice, healthy ROUTINE that CENTERS me and gives STRUCTURE to my day.

SQUIRREL: (thinking) Also, it keeps my debilitating caffeine withdrawal symptoms temporarily at bay.

SQUIRREL: (thinking) But let's stay positive and focus on the whole "structure" thing.

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#604. Tree

May 15, 2026

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#605. Good Day

May 18, 2026

A squirrel and rabbit sit together on a tree branch. SQUIRREL: Are you having a good day?

RABBIT: Well... yeah. I mean, so FAR, I guess.

UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel shoves the rabbit off the branch.

SQUIRREL: You didn't sound credible!

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#606. How Many Times

May 20, 2026

A squirrel looks up at a rabbit who is stuck in a beehive hanging from a tree, surrounded by bees. SQUIRREL: How many times will it take for you to LEARN to not do this?

RABBIT: Well... it's a good question.

RABBIT: And I don't really know.

RABBIT: But it sure seems like I'm going for the record.

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