Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#517. Observation

December 11, 2024

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#518. The Holidays

December 18, 2024

SETH: Are you traveling for the holidays? JOHNNY: NO. I never get caught up with all the LEMMINGS stuck in traffic.

SETH: So you're going somewhere local? JOHNNY: WHAT? And fight the IDIOTS doing their shopping? No no no, I'm staying put!

SETH: So are people coming by you? JOHNNY: HA! I don't have time to decorate and host and put on a SHOW for everyone!

SETH: So you'll be shut inside. Isolated. Joyless. And alone. JOHNNY: Yes... Just as God INTENDED.

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#519. My Gift to You

December 25, 2024

A fox hands a squirrel a present. FOX: I put weeks of thought into my gift to you. I feel this specific gift sums up the unique relationships you and I have.

The squirrel opens the present.

Disembodied PUNCH! A hand coming out of the opened present punches the squirrel squarely in the face, knocking them down.

The squirrel, lying hurt on the ground, hands an envelope to the fox. SQUIRREL: I... got you a gift card. FOX: AW! You shouldn't' have!!

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#520. Journal

January 1, 2025

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#521. Destination

April 9, 2025

SQUIRREL: Where should we go on our hike?

RABBIT: What if we just left with a destination in mind? SQUIRREL: Sure. That sounds fun.

SQUIRREL (thinking): ...if you're a bizarre lunatic.

RABBIT: Ready to go? SQUIRREL: YUP!

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