Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#497. Magic

July 24, 2024

SQUIRREL: Do you believe in magic?

RABBIT: Oh yes, I believe impossible things can happen.

A pause.

RABBIT: Mainly because I don't understand how anything works.

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#498. Masterpiece

July 31, 2024

RABBIT: Each sunset feels like a new masterpiece.

THE SUN (thinking): Well, look, that's very nice of them to say. But it's just purple, red, orange, rinse, repeat, every dang time.

THE SUN (thinking): To be honest, I'm just sort of "playing the hits" at this point.

THE SUN (thinking): But, you know, it puts button seats!

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#499. Breakfast

August 7, 2024

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#500. Reasonable

August 14, 2024

A fox holds a basket of eggs and stands in front of a squirrel who is imploring them to not throw any. SQUIRREL: Be reasonable.

FOX: OK.

EGG! The fox throws an egg directly into the squirrel's face. It splatters everywhere.

FOX: I had my reasons.

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#501. Bother

August 21, 2024

SQUIRREL: There's an art to ignoring the things that bother you. RABBIT: OOO, can you teach it to me?

RABBIT: Can you?

RABBIT: No?

RABBIT (thinking): I guess it's unteachable.

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