Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Season 2

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#492. Receipt

June 19, 2024

HARRIET THE ANT: Don’t throw that receipt away! Keep it for your RECORDS! DONALD THE ANT: No, Harriet, you’re hoarding. I don’t need this for my “records.” Peanut M&Ms are not a tax write-off.

HARRIET: But you might want to REMEMBER this moment! For SENTIMENT! DONALD: We’re at a gas station on the way home from my colonoscopy.

HARRIET: What about… what about your LEGACY, Donald?! Huh?! What about HISTORY? What if you become PRESIDENT?!

DONALD: I’m a 85-year-old retired propane salesman, Harriet. I think that ship has sailed. HARRIET (who is now digging through the gas station trash can looking for the receipt): Your presidential LIBRARY, Donald!! MY GOD, THINK OF THE LIBRARY!!!

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#493. One Task

June 26, 2024

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#494. Hugs vs. Space

July 3, 2024

A rabbit looks worried. RABBIT: I need hugs.

A squirrel looks close off. SQUIRREL: I need space.

The rabbit leaps on top of the squirrel and smothers them with a hug.

RABBIT (while wrapped around the squirrel's head): You lose.

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#495. Honesty

July 10, 2024

A bird stands before a painting they made. BIRD: What do you think? Be honest. RABBIT: OK, but... it might hurt your feelings.

BIRD: Oh. No no. Nevermind that then.

The bird stares at the painting. The rabbit stares at the bird.

RABBIT: What if I just lie gracefully? BIRD: THAT could work.

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#496. Today and Tomorrow

July 17, 2024

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