Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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#387. Sharing

February 8, 2023

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?

FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.

The fox hands their cake to the rabbit.

FOX (thinking): Nice feels an awful lot like hungry.

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#386. Mad

February 6, 2023

SQUIRREL: Look out! I'm MAD!!

RABBIT: Me too!! SQUIRREL: What are you mad at?!

RABBIT: Oh nothing, I just figured you needed someone to be mad with you. SQUIRREL: I appreciate that. Thank you. That will really help me.

RABBIT AND SQUIRREL IN UNISON: Look out! We're MAD!!

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#384. Out of Shape

February 1, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): Am I bit out of shape? SURE.

RABBIT (thinking): But no one really notices except me.

A fox jogs by. FOX: Mornin', fatty!

RABBIT (thinking): And a very vocal minority.

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#383. The Earth and The Sun in Winter

January 30, 2023

SQUIRREL: It's colder in the winter because the Earth is angled away from the Sun.

THE SUN: Yes. YES. Remember that. She gives ME the cold shoulder. Every year! And why?!

THE EARTH: You know what you did.

THE SUN: I actually DON'T!! THE EARTH: Well... you SHOULD. And the face that you DON'T is EXACTLY the POINT.

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