Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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#417. Can We Really Even Be Sure?

August 14, 2023

RABBIT: Can we really even be sure I'm real? Maybe I'm not! Maybe this whole world is just your IMAGINATION!

SQUIRREL: Yeah, well... MAYBE. But did you eat all the other cookies or NOT?

The rabbit speaks with his mouth full of cookies. RABBIT: That's what I'm saying! (mmph) Maybe I did... Maybe you just IMAGINED I did (mmph) There's just no way to truly know!

RABBIT: Ooo, imagine the next batch with walnuts! SQUIRREL: I am imagining punching you in your stupid face.

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#415. Hear My Thoughts

August 9, 2023

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#414. Stopping Books

August 7, 2023

SQUIRREL: This book isn't good. RABBIT: Then stop reading it.

SQUIRREL: NO! No. Because then... then the book WINS. RABBIT: Wins what?

SQUIRREL: The book wins a battle! A battle in my endless way! The war to read ALL books! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL DEFEAT YOU, BOOKS!

RABBIT: THAT'S why you read? SQUIRREL: It also helps me fall asleep.

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#413. My Exercise Plan

August 4, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): My exercise plan is simple.

RABBIT (thinking): I wake up every morning. And I don't exercise.

The rabbit remains motionless.

RABBIT (thinking): Some might say TOO simple.

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