Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

Roonie the Rabbit

Cute Animals, Big Feelings

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Popularity rank 1 #602. Money

May 11, 2026

Two ants sit across a desk from one another. ANT 1: Hey, money isn't EVERYTHING. And it can't buy you HAPPINESS. And you certainly can't take it with you!

ANT 1: And, I mean, look: there is some TRUTH that, you know, money truly is the... ROOT of all... EVIL. You know?

ANT 2: OK...

ANT 2: So I take it you're not approving my mortgage then? ANT 1: I am NOT, no.

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Popularity rank 2 #479. Equal

January 20, 2024

BIRD: Don’t talk to me like that.

BIRD: Treat me like an equal.

SQUIRREL: Well… OK.

SQUIRREL: Be warned, I’m not a huge fan of myself.

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Popularity rank 3 #612. Retail Therapy

June 3, 2026

RABBIT: (thinking) Maybe if I buy a lot of stuff, I'll be happy.

Surrounded by boxes and stuffed animals, the rabbit clutches a teddy bear. RABBIT: (thinking) Hmm, no.

The rabbit is now engulfed in a growing pile of toys and boxes. RABBIT: (thinking) Still isn't working.

The pile of purchased items has grown enormous around the rabbit. RABBIT: (thinking) But still... I shouldn't just give up on this.

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Popularity rank 4 #108. Proud

May 10, 2021

RABBIT (thinking): I've eaten everything.

RABBIT (thinking): EVERYTHING.

RABBIT (thinking): I feel gross.

RABBIT (thinking): But also proud.

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Popularity rank 5 #413. My Exercise Plan

August 4, 2023

RABBIT (thinking): My exercise plan is simple.

RABBIT (thinking): I wake up every morning. And I don't exercise.

The rabbit remains motionless.

RABBIT (thinking): Some might say TOO simple.

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